-01-
Went to the State Museum, it had a sign advertising the new T-Rex Exhibit:

Dino-saurs!? Big, GIANT, ROAAAR!!! ROAMING The GIANT SPACE ORB!
500 MILLION AEONS AGO!? In the Museums, You LEARN about The Giant Dinosaurs,
big ones, BEFORE The Humans, ROAAAAAAAAAAAR!! CHOMP-WOW!!

OH NO NO NO! They got hit by... a GIANT METEORITE catastrophe event!? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
METEORITE or BIG BIG WAVE?
World prove once again GREAT designer ideology of INDUSTRIALIST, BILLION DOLLAR DINOSAUR INDUSTRY!

Woaaaaah. I saw a T-Rex creature feature in Jurassic Park! [ culture doomsystem ]

Entering the building, The entrance says

"Ministry of Public Information, World of ESOTERIC ILLUSION"
That's an odd name for an exhibit.

Proceeding I saw a group of people in blender making 3D assets
and coming up with the designs for CHOMP-WOW LOLCAT-ASAURUS

I heard they're making a new Jurassic Park Movie this year. All in all a very a fun trip.



-02-
cia.gov goes to his babysitter and hands him an examination paper at Ractopamine® Earthly City Baby College.

The prison guard eyes his exam for a second, while using his 140 IQ Average School Teacher IQ
making omniscient remarks about the student and his future.

"Huh... it seems you've answered all the questions wrong... perfectly..."

"...This means you knew all the answers."

"...You're brilliantâ„¢, kid."